Tuesday, March 2, 2010

I feel like I've done 5000 crunches...

maybe I should bag the gym membership and just get a retched cough to gain that 6-pack I long for:) I try not to be a whiner...but seriously...I feel like I was hit by a bus....a bus full of ice, and now I am lying under that pile of ice...so not awesome. And then this cough...it's to the point where the coughing doesn't hurt my throat as much as my poor stomach...good gracious! I finally went to the doctor today...I have been to the doctor 2 times in the past 7 years...I don't really go to the doctor...I typically let my body just figure it out...but this time, it wasn't...so I went. He said he was glad I did...gave me some cough syrup (the codeine kind...like my already foggy head needs more of that) and some amoxicillin...the pharmacist let me know that amoxicillin can render any birth control null....I laughed out loud...he looked at me weird...guess he needed to be in my head....

"yeah...all this coughing is really putting me and Mr. T in the mood..."

And by the way...I'm not even on birth control...why would he assume that...why is THAT the one piece of information he gives me. Maybe it's that raggy hair kid throwing his del taco frisbee around the store that keeps calling me mom...does he think I shouldn't have another one of those....hello? I'm sick...I don't have to do his hair...you're lucky he's not in his airplane jammies still:) Now give me my codeine (after you enter my driver's license number:) so I can go home and get back in my bed.

On a really happy note...my no more nap taker Lil D took a nap today...so I GOT TO TOO! Ohhhh...I love him again!

And now that I have stayed up WAY too late (that's the problem with naps) and wasted 2 hours watching crappy singers on AI...it's time to get to sleep, because tomorrow I HAVE to get my sister's birthday present done so I can mail it to her so she can receive it AFTER her birthday (sorry Man...I blame the sickness).

Here's hoping tomorrow brings a little more energy ad a little less hackin'! Don't feel sorry for me...I'll be just fine...:)

8 comments:

THE CROMAR FAMILY said...

hee! hee! you're funny when you're sick.

Jamie said...

HAHA, is the codeine kicking in? You crack me up!! Hope you are feeling better soon.

Nikki@kreativeknack.com said...

lol...Hilarius! I feel the same way sometimes :) Feel Better!

1 Funky Woman said...

Ha, love it! No not the sick part just the funny part. Oooh codeine, it does a body good! Heres to feeling better, lets toast my mimosa and your codeine cocktail!

Jamie Bailey said...

Oh no...I hope you get feeling better soon. Let me know if you need anything or you want me to take Dallin off your hands for a bit.

agirlsmusthaves said...

Ahhhhh.....I love to hear that you are making me something....your gifts are always the best (sorry Vic and Mom)!!! I love you and hope you feel better soon. This post is sooooo funny.....watch now you'll get hives from the codeine.

Love you!!!!

Christi Jones said...

I also think that you are funny when you are sick!! I love you and hope you feel better soon. I guess I will be seeing you sooner than I thought...hope David told you!! :o)

Carol said...

Dear Teri: I am soooo sorry to hear that you're sick! I am so glad, though, that you have a bug that can be destroyed with a prescription (yea, drugs!!). Hopefully it'll start working soon so that you'll be back to normal in no time. Take care, dear one.
Love, Nana T :)

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